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The Least You Can Do
A long, long time ago, we were homeless and living with another family. I bet most of you never read that post, because it only has six likes. At any rate, that was the darkest time of our marriage, a...
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Weather is a Relative Issue
We had a couple of those crazy cold days, like -3 feels like -24 and stuff like that. We endured. It’s really important to make sure your scarf is tucked into your coat quite well, or your clavicle may...
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Not As Bad As I Used to Be
I’ve been…introverting. Or avoidant. Or busy. Whatever. I’ve been extremely productive at my house. I’ve been fairly productive with my novel. I’ve been adequately productive with my yard. I’ve been...
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De Bunnehs & De Baskets — Letter D
Mr and Mrs Bunneh had a romantic, fluorescent-lit dinner at the place of the best homophobic chicken sammiches ever. As Mr Bunneh put all of his pickles on Mrs Bunneh’s sammich, and tore open her...
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En Route — A Rant
If you looked at the texts between The Mister and me, you’d be bored to tears because it’s exactly what you’d expect. Boring married parent stuff, with loving, sexy bits and occasional rants. You’d...
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Much man. Very taco.
I was reading about Dan’s youthful chicken-eatin days, and it reminded me of the time I invited a giant to come eat all of our tacos. I hesitate to say I was once in love with the giant, but I...
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Strange, Even for Me
I had the strangest dream the other night. (Whatta cliché!) The Mister and I were flying through cornfields. I fly a lot in my dreams. Or rather, I seem to move my body like wind, at will. Do y’all do...
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Paws, Paws, Paws, Paws & Pause
I had to get the paws to pause for photos. Just Jot it January and SoCs are brought to you by LindaGHill Filed under: Uncategorized Tagged: cats, dog, JusJoJan, pets, SOCS
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Title — Where do the Cheetahs fit in?
I woke up on the right side of the bed, but with not enough covers, which I think is because my husband uses blanket stealing to subliminally lure me to his side of the bed so that he can wrap …...
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JusJoJan & SoCS — The Long What
What do I wanna write? Hm. Maybe just some rambling. It’s Stream of Consciousness Saturday and I do feel a bit purge-y. I put my canvas slip-on shoes away and I’ve rubbed oil into my skin and my bottom...
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I’ve Never Been Odder — JusJoJan & SoCS
I’m used to being odd. I know it sounds strange, but believe it or not, I’m usually the weirdest person in the room. The amount of time I can hide my freak flag? About twenty minutes. Where I live, I’m...
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SoCS — Orange Juice
Don’tcha hate it when you wake up in the middle of the night and you’re thirsty and the water beside your bed is all gone because you were a greedy ice-eater and the bathroom sink is clear on the other...
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SoCS — Food
FOOD!?! What was Linda thinkin?!? I could write about food foreverrr! “Did you hear what happened to Joey? I guess Linda told her to write a stream of consciousness post about food and now she can’t...
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SoCS — Eggs are Only the Beginning
The first thing I think of? Granny eggs. Granny eggs are what my family calls over easy eggs. I don’t know when this started, but it was before I became a Mottern. I assume a child, perhaps my husband...
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SoCS — Real
Are those your real breasts, are those your real nails, is that your real hair color??? Is it a real diamond, is it real gold, is it a real _____??? I am and am not the real mom and I’ve … Continue...
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B is for Be for SoCS
Be kind. Mostly. I practice random acts of kindness all the time. (We do.) We’re those people who pick up litter in our path, hold doors, overtip a great server, let the pregnant pee first, pay for a...
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SoCS — H is for ha
Haven’t the first clue what I’ll write about that has a ha. A ha. Aha! Ahahaha! Have been having a rough time. I wrangle. I yield. My generosity of spirit is running low. Be. Give. Do. Help. Patience....
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SoCS — N is for No, No Thank You
Sometimes I hear people talking about things they used to do and how they’ve done their time, and they’ll never do it again… “The next time I wear a suit and tie, it’ll be at my own funeral!” for...
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SoCS — Scrabble
If you played Scrabble with me, you’d know I’m aces with two-letter words. But you probably don’t play Scrabble with me. Gobs of my friends play Scrabble. With other people. I’ve been playing Scrabble...
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SoCS — Pressure Reduction
The end of the school year was like a boil on my nerves. I’m relieved it’s over now. Specifically, I’m relieved that I no longer have a child in elementary school. No more dealing with that bus crap....
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